Debuting tomorrow, the Locavore is an organic, nitrate-free, grass-finished, locally-raised, fifth-of-a-pound frankfurter. Simply said, it's one sensational sausage!

During the month of July the Locavore can be purchased for a special introductory price of only $4.25. Supplies are limited in the early-going, so visit sooner than later and be among the first folks in Pittsburgh to experience this very special tubesteak!

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Labels: Grass, Hot Dogs, Locavore, Organic

Have you ever wondered why we have mannequins, but no womannequins? I have. In fact, most of the mannequins I see in store windows should actually be womannequins, if you ask me.

And this is yet another of the many reasons Franktuary prefers good food to fashion.

Labels: Fashion, Franktuary, Mannequins

This morning there was a brainstorming session at Point Park University. The purpose? To figure out how to knock the socks off the distinguished guests the Steel City will soon play host to during the G-20 Summit. I say cocktail weenies in the Stanley Cup! If I were a distinguished guest I'd be very impressed.

You know what? Should the Penguins win tomorrow night Franktuary will still be closed on Saturday. That means no Stanley Cup celebration at Franktuary (at least until Monday)!

Sooooo, we celebrate Game 7 instead. Tomorrow only, customers wearing Penguins apparel will receive a free Detroit frank with the purchase of a Pittsburgh. It's time to eat Detroit for lunch!

It's now or never for those Flying Penguinis. Seriously, I have a set of juggling balls dubbed as "Flying Penguinis."

Maybe that's the problem, most penguins spend more time swimming than flying while those boys from Detroit have wings, literally. There is such a thing as underwater ice hockey, you know. That's something at which penguins should excel. If they lose tonight, maybe Crosby and co should have a crack at it. If they win, check back soon for a special Game 7 offer from Franktuary!